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Comedy podcast. Tournament rules. Terrible certainty.
Every Topic.
32 Contenders.
One Winner.
A comedy podcast where football logic is applied to absolutely everything.
The format
How every episode works.
A Topic Is Chosen
The show takes one subject and treats it like a tournament waiting to happen.
32 Contenders Enter
The best, worst, funniest or most arguable names are dropped into the draw.
One Winner Survives
The hosts argue it down through nonsense, upsets and questionable decisions.
Latest episode
Watch the newest argument in full flight.
One featured watch area keeps the homepage calm and gives new viewers a clear first click.
Featured watches
Good first episodes.
A few easy entry points without turning the homepage into an archive wall.
Start with the latest tournament
It gives you the format fast: a topic, a draw, 32 contenders and enough confidence to cause problems.
Watch LatestTournament archive
Recent arguments.
A compact index for the archive, with the full episode pages ready to grow around it later.
Bonus content
The free episodes are only part of it.
Subscribers get regular bonus shows, full tournaments, updates, specials and the growing archive. No hunting around for missing episodes.
- Full tournaments
- Regular bonus content
- Subscriber-only updates
- Top 40 specials and spin-off formats
- Archive access
Subscribe
Get the Full Tournament.
Subscribe for full tournaments, regular bonus content, specials and the cleanest route through the archive.
Produced at The Factory London
Filmed in an East London creator hub.
Filmed at The Factory London, an 8,000 sq ft creator business hub in Plaistow, East London.
The former clothing factory is now a creator production space with podcast studios, production rooms, meeting spaces and the infrastructure for serious creator businesses.
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Meet the hosts
Two men. One draw. Limited mercy.
Alrightfans
Brings the tournament logic, the notebook and the kind of confidence usually reserved for a dubious VAR decision.
Crazy Ginger Cabbie
Turns every group stage into a row, every seed into a scandal and every winner into a national incident.
All the links
The Linktree, rebuilt properly.
Watch, listen, subscribe and follow without leaving the official site.

