Comedy podcast. Tournament rules. Terrible certainty.

Every Topic.
32 Contenders.
One Winner.

A comedy podcast where football logic is applied to absolutely everything.

The format

How every episode works.

01

A Topic Is Chosen

The show takes one subject and treats it like a tournament waiting to happen.

02

32 Contenders Enter

The best, worst, funniest or most arguable names are dropped into the draw.

03

One Winner Survives

The hosts argue it down through nonsense, upsets and questionable decisions.

Latest episode

Watch the newest argument in full flight.

One featured watch area keeps the homepage calm and gives new viewers a clear first click.

Tournament archive

Recent arguments.

A compact index for the archive, with the full episode pages ready to grow around it later.

Bonus content

The free episodes are only part of it.

Subscribers get regular bonus shows, full tournaments, updates, specials and the growing archive. No hunting around for missing episodes.

  • Full tournaments
  • Regular bonus content
  • Subscriber-only updates
  • Top 40 specials and spin-off formats
  • Archive access
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Produced at The Factory London

Filmed in an East London creator hub.

Filmed at The Factory London, an 8,000 sq ft creator business hub in Plaistow, East London.

The former clothing factory is now a creator production space with podcast studios, production rooms, meeting spaces and the infrastructure for serious creator businesses.

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Meet the hosts

Two men. One draw. Limited mercy.

Alrightfans recording The World Cup Of

Alrightfans

Brings the tournament logic, the notebook and the kind of confidence usually reserved for a dubious VAR decision.

Crazy Ginger Cabbie recording The World Cup Of

Crazy Ginger Cabbie

Turns every group stage into a row, every seed into a scandal and every winner into a national incident.

20M+views and streams
50+episodes
32contenders every time
1winner, somehow